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★★★ The people's girlboss coin · Solana

$MamAOCita

“Don’t be weird about this” · Mami 2028

Newly single AOC is making waves in DC and online, freezing her eggs and girlbossing her way toward a Presidential nomination in 2028 stealing the hearts of incels and libs alike.

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AOC pointing at the camera from a couch with the caption Don't be weird about this
$MamAOCita says: don’t be weird about this
Parody meme portrait of AOC in a bunny costume at a doorway
The cutest little socialist.
The most viral millennial.
The baddest Latina politician.

But, to us, she’s just… $MamAOCita

Mom… Mommy… $MamAOCita

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The platform

Three planks. No committee meetings, no revisions, no small print.

Plank 01

Tax the rich

Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. The rich get taxed in vibes, collected at the top of every green candle.

Plank 02

Freeze the eggs, not the chart

No presale, no private round, no back room. One public chart and everybody squinting at the same numbers.

Plank 03

A seat at the table

The table is a Solana wallet and the seat costs whatever the chart says today. Bring your own chair, mami.

Parody image of AOC in a silver space suit labelled Mrs. Freeze beside an egg freezer
Egg security protocol: cool · preserve · protect · prepare
Parody image of AOC as an ancient empress on a golden throne overlooking a harbour city
Empress of the Bronx · mamAOCita.egg
AOC putting her hair up in a dark top
Hair up, chart up

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How to buy

Five steps, about four minutes, no precinct and no line.

  1. 1

    Get a Solana wallet

    Phantom or Solflare, phone or browser. Write the seed phrase on paper and tell nobody.

  2. 2

    Buy SOL

    Any exchange or straight in the wallet. Leave a little spare for gas.

  3. 3

    Open FOMO or pump.fun

    The FOMO app and pump.fun are the easiest spots to grab $MamAOCita. Raydium and Jupiter work too if you're fancy.

  4. 4

    Paste the contract address

    [CONTRACT_ADDRESS]

  5. 5

    Swap SOL for $MamAOCita

    Congrats, you're a delegate now. Don't be weird about it.

Contract address

[CONTRACT_ADDRESS]

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